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Hey fans I am Ashish agrawal your 'love guru expert' and again come with some best life status or quotes in your favorite site 'comedymaniahub' I hope you will also like this quotes and status as you like my previous posts and those who visit our bolg first time then also visit our other posts about comedy , love and life links in your right fringers....1:-Zindagi ki ek yahi tamanna hai,
tum 🤴 meri saari baate mano aur mai tumhari 👸 ek bhi nahi..
2:-Jo log pahle ghar 🏠 ki ghanti 🔔 baza ke bhaag 🏃 jate the,
ab whatsapp message 💬 Delete for everyone kar dete hai..
3:-Har saal ki tarah yeh saal 📅 bhi single hi nikal gaya,
ab hum dhoni 💪 to nayi hai, jo aakhri xano mai 👉 baazi palat denge..
4:-Launda 👤 kitna bhi anpadh 📜 zahil kyun ho,
ladki 👸 ko angrezi mai i love ❤️️ you likh ✍ hi deta..
5:-phir se teri 👩 yaado ka mere dil 💓 mai bawandar hai,
mausam ☁ vahi, shardi ☃ vahi, vahi dilkash 💗 december hai..
6:-Dhand 🌫 mai utni pareshaani nahane se nahi hoti,
jitni swetar pahnane par anadar ki shart 👔 ki bahe set karne mai hoti hai..
7:-Jo ladki 👸 dhand mai raat 🌙 ko chat par jakar baate📞 kare,'
uske pyaar ❤ pe kabhi shak nahi ☝ karni chahiye..
8:-Jab bhi facebook 👤 kholo aisa lag raha jaise,
virat anushka ki shaadi 👫 ki album 🎥 khol di ho..
9:-Dear girls 👧 koi apna phone 📱 no. hi dedo,
dil ❤ to tum de nahi ☝ sakti..
10:-Online 📱 ishq ❤ ka sabse bada fayda ye hai ki,
isme kiss 💋 karte samay 🕐 dadhi nahi chubhti..
11:-Mujhe girlfriend 👱 isliye bhi 👫 chahiye,
kyonki mujhe 👦 whatsapp ke sare emoji 😊 use karna hai..
12:-Sirf ladkiya 👸 hi ghar 🏠 nahi chodti saahab,
ladke 👨 bhi chodte 🏃 hai aur vo fauji 💂 kahlate hai..
13:-Apne desh mai missile 🚀 se jyaada tez 💨⚡ to afvahe 🗣 udati hai..
14:-Ghar 🏠 mai aadmi bhale do ✌ rahte ho,
baathroom 🛀 mai thoothbrush jane kaha se ek ☝ darzan ikathe ho jate hai..
15:-Facebook ke do ✌ anmol ✨ ratan,
ek like 👍 aur commetns ka button..
16:-Aajkal facebook 📱 pai aashiqui ki yahi kahaani ✍ hai,
ladka 👦 chahta hai ladki ko, lekin ladki 👸 kisi auur ki deewani hai..
17:-Juth 😏 kahte hai ki sangat 👬 ka sasar ho jata hai,
kaanto 🌵 ko to aaj tak mahkne 😍 ka salika nahi aaya..
18:-Jiska 👉 ye aelan 🗣 hai, ki vo maje 😄 mai hai,
yaa 🙄 to vo fakir hai, yaa phir ⏩ vo nashe mai hai..h
19:-Shararati thand mai, ziddi dhup sa hai tumhara ishq..
20:-Keval 👉 ahnkaar hi aisi daud 🏃 hai, jaha jitne vala 👤 haar jata hai..
21:-Samajhdar 😇 log bahas 😈 nahi karte,
bas aag 🔥 lagake side ho jate hai..
22:-Ladna 😠 manzoor hai, par bus 🚌 mai khidki vali seat 💺 nahi chodenge, sachha bharatiy..
23:-Hum 👦 bekasur log 😔 bhi bade dilchsp hote hai,
sharminda 😌 ho jate hai khata ke bagair bhi..
24:-Kuch ladkiya 👸 24 hours 🕐 online rahti hai,
samajh mai nahi aa raha phone 📱 kab charge 🔌karti hongi..
25:-Na khud pataunga 👸 na apne beto 👶 ko patane dunga,
arrange marriage 👫 zindabad..
26:-Boys bechare 😢 keval love 😍 karte hai, girlfriend 👧 chahe kisi ki bhi ho..
27:-Jis din ⛅ aapko koi buri baat 😞 bhi achhi lagne lag jaye to samajh lena,
aapko beizatti 😈 hone ki aadat lag gay hai..
28:-Khwahish ✨ bhale choti si ho, lekin use 👉 pura karne ke liye dil ❤️️ ziddi hona chahiye..
29:-Shahr 🏙ko dulhan 👰 ki tarah saza 👑 do yaaro,
iss diwali 🎆 meri vali 👸 mere ghar 🕍 aa rahi hai ।।
30:-Bade sukun 🕺 se ji raha hu 👦 galib,
ek tang karne vali 👱 hi de de malik..
31:-Maa ko maa 👵 kahne par maa ko kabhi bura 😖 nahi lagta,
lekin kabhi baap 👴 ko baap bol ke dekhna 👀 bahut bura 😖 sutenge..
32:-Sara jaha hai jiski sharan mai, naman 🙏 hai uss ke charan mai.
👣🐅 Happy Navratri, Jay Mata Di 🐅👣
33:-Janab 👦 bike kitni bhi bade engine 🛡 ki ho, speed ⚜ to tab aati hai,
jab koi ladki 👸 apni scooty 🛵 se kat maar ke pass se nikal jaye
34:-Tu beta 👦 hai kisi aur 👵 ka,
tujhe mela bachha 😘 kehkar bulata koi 👧 aur hai ।।
35:-Ek Cigarate 🚬 ki tarah mili tu 👰 hame,
kas char ❹ pal ka lagaya aur ➨ lat zindagi bhar ki lag gayi.
36:-Rubru aapse milne 👫 ka mauka roz nahi milta,
isiliye shabdo 📝 se aap sabko chu leta hu ।।
37:-Hum 🙋 anmol to nahi magar baarish 🌦 ke katro ki tarah khas zarur hai,
jo kabhi haatho ✋ se gir 💧 jaye to mila nahi karte..
38:-Kuch log 👥 mujhe apna kahte the,
sach mai 👉 sirf kahte hi the..
39:-Dosto👬 , wafadari ki baat hoto insaan 👳 kutto 🐕 ki misal dete hai..
40:-Yakin karna 😅 sikho,
shak 😒 to sari duniya 🌏 karti hai ।।
41:-Waqt ⌚ bahut kimti ✨ hota hai, isilye apna 👤 nahi dusro 😈 ka barbaad kare !!
42:-Khuda 🙏 n badal saka aadmi 👥 ko aaj bhi yaaro,
aur ab tak 👉 aadmi ne sekdo 💯 khuda badal dale !!
43:-Meri halat 🙇 bhi congress ✋ jaisi hoti ja rahi hai,
koi meri post 📝 ko gambhirta 😱 se leta hi nahi !!
44:-Suno na jaan,
ab to khuda bhi chahta hai ki is eid 💫🌟 par, hum 👫 dono 2/9/17 ek saath ho ।।
45:-Waqt ⏰ gunga nahi bas maun 😑 hai,
waqt aane par bata 👤 dega kiska kaun hai..
46:-Ladkiyo 💁 ki jeans👖mai kitni bhi badi jeb lagva do,
mobile 📲 to hath 👋 mai hi milega !!
47:-Sabhi 🌍 bolte hai, ek gayi to dusri 👸 aayegi,
lekin dosto 👬 jo pahle jati hai na, vo to dil ❤ hi le jati hai ।।
48:-Hum 👤 jaisa sochte 🤔 ai vaise bante hai ।।
49:-Itna bhi mat hans 😄 pagli 👰 ki tere galo ke gadhho ko dekh,
kisi 👬 ka dil ❤ nchar ho jaye..
50:-Juth 👉 hamesha isiliye bik jata hai kyonki,
sach ko kharidne 💵 ki sabki aukaat 👫 nahi hoti..
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