Best attitude status

Best attitude status:-

Hey guys here I am back in my new page for dedicating  this for attitude status lover's here I am posting best attitude statuses ever as well as popular hope my all fans also like this status as my previous pages.

1:- Sunn beta 👦 tumhare khun mai sirf zalna 🔥 likha hai,
aur hamare khun 😎 mai sirf zalana..

2:- Zindagi dosto 👤 se naapi jati hai, tarakki dushmano 👥 se..

3:- Sher 🐆 ke pau mai agar kanta 🌵 chub jaye to uska ye matlab nahi ki,
ab kutte 🐕 raaz karenge..

4:- Dil ❤ bada kar 👩 pagli,
baate to sab 👬 hi badi badi kar lete hai..

5:- Na gaadi 🚘 na bullet 🏍 na hi rakhe 🔫 hathiyaar,
ek hai sine mai jigra 😈 aur dusre ✌ jigri 👬 yaar..

6:- Sara zamana 👫 hasino 💃 ka diwana,
but i am only 👉 one jo apne mahakal 🙏 ka diwana..

7:- Hum to 15% battey 🔋 warning ⚠ ko bhi seriously nahi lete hai,
kisi ki 😈 faltu baate 💬 to bahut dur ki baat hai..

8:-Dadhi rakhne se 👦 hame devdaas 😔 mat samajh 👩 pagli,
dadhi rakhna bhi hamara 😎 ek style 🕺 hai ।।

9:-Akad todni hai  unn manzilo ki, jinko apni unchai 🗼 par garur hai..

10:-Apna to ek 🕴 hi sapna hai,
sar pe taz 🤴 ek mumtaz 👸 aur iss duniya 🌎 par raaz..

11:-Facebook 👥 ki hawa 🌬 mai hamara naam 👦 hai saheb,
hame 👦 to rok loge, hamare naam 😉 ko kaise rokoge..

12:-Luck to 👫 har kisi ka hai yaar, but hame 💏 pane ke liye gudluck ✔ chahiye..

13:-Mai hindi 🗨 bolta hu, isliye aap 👸 aap hai, varna kab ki 👉 you ho gayi hoti..

14:-Mujhe 🙋‍ banakar khuda bhi soch 🤔 mai pad gaya hoga ki,
iss badshah 👑 ke liye begam 👩 kaisi banau..

15:-Log 👪 kahte hai aajkal 💪 mai bahut bura 🔫 ban gaya hu,
maine bhi kah diya achha 😃 tha to kaun sa medal 🥇 mil gaya..

16:-Sahi waqt 🕣  par karva denge 💁 hado ka ehsaas kuchm
talab khud ko samadar 🌊 samajh baithe hai..

17:-Aajkal ke laundo 👦 ka pichvada bhale hi 👉 dhai gram ka ho,
lekin dadhi 🧔 aadha kilo ki rakhte hai..

18:-Hamara 🤴 bas chale to hum use apne juto ke pass khada kar de,
lekin kya 😎 karu, kambakht hum jute bhi 👉 branded pahnte hai.

19:-Dekh 👦 pagle masumiyat to rag rag mai hai 👩 mere,
bas 👅 zuba an ki thodi 💁 badtameez hu ।।

20:- Ab hamare jalwe 😎 aur haunsle 😈 kaun rok payega,
jo bhi dushman 👤 aayega, saala aankho 👀 mai sirf saawan 💧 barsayega..

21:-Charcha 📰 mai rahne ka hame 👦 koi shauk nahi,
hamari har baat ke charche 😉 hai to hum 😎 kya kare ।।

22:-Tumhe lagta hai ki galat 😒 hu mai 👦 to sahi ho tum 👫 log,
kyonki thoda alag 😎 hu mai ।।

23:-Ruthe 😌 huo ko manana aur gairo ko hasana 😊 hame pasand nahi..

24:-Fark bahut hai teri 👧 aur meri 👦 taalim mai,
tune ustaado 👍 se sikha hai aur maine haalato 👀 se..

25:-Aukaat 👑 ki kya baatt karti hai 👩 pagli,
hum 👦 to unme se hai jo sharafat bhi badhi badmashi 😏 se karte hai

26:-Tu bewafaa hai to ek buri khabar sun le,
ki intezaar mera koi dusra bhi karta hai ।।

27:-Ladkiyo 👩 ko chodo, mujhe to teacher 👵 bhi kahti thi,
ki vaha se utho, mere 👦 saamne aakar baitho..

28:-Sun 👰 pagli, iss cool mausam ⛈ mai agar,
hum 👬 jaisa koi handsome mil jaye to, teri life awesome 👌 ban jayegi..

29:-Mat sochna ki ghulaami karege teri 🙋 hum,
ghulaami 😥 to maine🚭 pahle pyaar ki nahi ki tu to ab 👧 jo aayi hai ।।

30:-Hum to chote hai, adab se sar zuka lenge zanab,
bade ye tay kar le ki unme badpan kitna hai..

31:-Are 🙆 pagli, ithihas gawah hai ki,
apni Ex GF 👰 se achhi next GF 👦 ekdam kadak hoti hai..

32:-Fans 👥 to celebrity🕴ke hote hai,
hamrae 👤 to chahne vale 😍 hai ।।

33:-Gharvalo 👪 ke ghurte 👀 huye bhi whatsapp pai bane rahna,
koi virta 🤘 se kam nahi hai ।।

34:-Ek cigarate 🚬  ki tarah mili tu 👰 hame,
kas char ❹ pal ka lagaya aur lat zindagi bhar 😌 ki lag gayi ।।

35:-DP dekhkar 👀 vo pagli boli tumne to aag 🔥 laga di,
maine 👦 bhi bade pyaar se bola 🎤 tu jali to nahi

36:-Sun be, mere 👨‍ se dushmani 👿 soch samajh ke lena,
mai dushman ki haddi nahi, himmat 💪 tod 🔨 deta hu..

37:-Girlfiend 👱‍ ke saath 👫 Dp to hum bhi daal sakte hai,
lekin unka 👱‍ kahna hai, ki chup kar mohabbat 💏 karne ka maza hi kuch aur hai ।।

38:-Dikhti hu 👸 cute, rahti hu 🙍 mute,
phir bhi log 👤 kahte hai, U Have So Much Attitude ।।

39:-Abhi maine 👦 khud ko shishe 🔍 mai dekha,
to pata chala ki duniya 🌎 mai massom log 👦 aaj bhi zinda hai ।।

40:-Sikndar 🤴 to hum apni 💪 marzi se hai,
par hum duniya 🌎 nahi dil ❤️️jitne aaye hai ।।

41:-Vo Manjil Hi Badnashib Thi Jo Hame Pa Na Saki,
Varna Jeet Ki Kya Aukaat Jo Hame Tukra De  ।।

42:-Hamara koi kya bura karega janab, hum ghar 🏡 se maa 👩 ki dua,
aur papa 👨 ki pistol saath lekar nikalte 🚶 hai ।।

43:-Hum 👦 taarif ke mohtaz to ❌ nahi, lekin aap 💁 karo to inkaar bhi nahi ।।

44:-Jaavani taste 🍫 karne 😘 ke liye hoti hai, waste karne ke liye ❌ nahi ।। 

45:-Mai 👦 hu bindaas 😎 kyonki mere irade 😌 hai high class ।।

46:-Dekh pagle 👦 tu yaani ke, request 😊 se lekar block 👤 tak ka safar ।।

47:-Dekh pagli 👩 tamnnao ki mahfil to har koi 🌟 sajata hai,
puri uski hoti hai jo 👉 taqdeer lekar aata hai ।।

48:-Sun be launde 👤 hum se panga 👊 aur bhari mahfil mai danga 🔫  dono khatarnaak hai !!

49:-Tum nakhre badhati ho to kuch nahi,
aur hum dadhi badhale to aafat ho gayi..

50:-Uss chand ko bahut gurur hai, ki uske paas noor hai,
Magar vo kya jane ki kera dost kohinoor hai..

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