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Best latest funny quotes and jokes in hindi

1:- I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

2:-Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

3:-I know 10 facts about you:

Fact 1: You are reading this.

Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.

Fact 3: You just tried it.

Fact 4: You're smiling.

Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.

Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.

Fact 8: You just checked it.

Fact 9: You're smiling again.

Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment. :)

4:-Hey there Whatsapp is using me.

5:- You can never buy Love... But still you have to pay for it...

6:- If you can’t convince her then confuse her

7:- Love your girl like You love your hot Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

8:- I love my haters, they make me famous..😂😂😂

9:- Ek award 🏆 to un ladko 😈 ka bhi banta hai,

jo dusre ki post par jake ladki 👸 ke commnet 💬 par love ❤ vala reaction dete hai..

10:- Tammnna thi ki 😉 tere haatho ✋ ka rumal banu,

lekin 😘 tera zukam 😪 dekha to irada badal gaya..

11:- Aajkal jo ladke 👨 baabo jaisi dadhi badhakar rakhte hai,
ye munh facewash 💆 se dhote 💦 hai yaa shampoo se..

12:- Maine ishq ❤ ka izhar 😍 kiya,
usne 👱‍ hmm karke sab gobbar kar diya..

13:- Kuch dost 👬 itne kamine hote hai ki samosa 🌭 khane ke baad,
paise dene 💸 ke time hath done 👐 chale jate hai..

14:- Kuch ladkiya 👸 itni tez hoti hai ki kya batau,
bachho👶 ko pyaar ❤ karne ke bahane,
unka sara Chips 🍪 & chocolate 🍫 khakar bhag jati hai..

15:- Biwi 👩 bhi haq jatati hai, maa 👵 bhi haq jatati hai,
shaadi 😕 ke baad aadmi kashmir 🙁 ho jata hai..

16:- Mere liye jaan tak de dene vale launde 😈 se paanch so 🖐 rupye kya mang liye,
kal se phone 📞nahi utha raha..

17:- Utho jago or tab tak apne lakhya ka picha karo,
Jab tak uska bhai ya boyfriend apni kutai na kar de..

18:- Itni research karne ke bad bhi koi ye nahi pata laga paya ki,
Rishtedaro se chay ke liye pucho to bas "AADHA CUP" hi kyun bolte hai..

19:- Itna sanskar vala kalyug aa gaya hai ki
Ladki viday ke waqt se jyaada to mohalle ke ladke ro dete hai..

20:- Agar message ignore karne ke paise milte to aaj,
ladkiya malamal ho jati..

21:- Sala aaj jio ke karan record hi tut gaya,
samne se ladki boli tu phone kat, call mai karti hu..

22:- Sher kabhi ghas nahi khata,
aisa bolne vale aaj bank ki line mai khade khade vafers kha rahe hai..

23:- Ek lekhak ne likha hai, ki patiyo ko bhi bolne ka hak hona chahiye,
Patni hanste huye, dekho vo bhi bechaara likh hi paya, bol nahi paya..

24:- Santa ne blood test karvaya result aya 'A ' soch kar bada achraj hua ki sali kamyabi to rag rag me dod rahi hai,
To sala school me 'C' kyon milta tha..

25:-Sirf ladkio ki Post par likes or comment karne walo,
Yad rakhna antim sanskar me aurate nahi aati..

26:-Kayde se shaadi mai aathva vachan,
ek dusre ko apni facebook id aur password batane ka bhi hona chahiye..

27:-Agar olympic mai munh fulane ka khel bhi hota to,
bharatiy ladkiyo ke gold maidal pakke the..

28:- Bhut, pret aur maasum biwia mann ka vaham hai, aisa kuch nahi hota..

29:- Duniya mai do hi log ek dusre ko badi hasrat se dekhte hai,
kuwaare shadishuda ko aur shadishuda kuwaaro ko..

30:- Kuch log ladki ki DP ko iss kadar zoom karke dekhte hai,
ki unke makeup ka brand bhi batala denge..

31:- Vegnanik kabhi ye nahi pata laga sakte ki,
south ki filmo mai baap kala aur beti gauri kaise ho jati hai..

32:- Aadhi bhartiy kanyao ka hafte mein 1GB data to,
hmmmm likhane mein khatam ho jata hoga..

33:- Bharat mai jab raste par shadi ki baarat nikalti hai,
to char paanch logo ke sharir mai traffic police ki aatma ghus jati hai..

34:- Iss tarah se to east india company ne bharat ko bhi nahi luta hoga,
jis tarah se aaj kal ki ladkiya apne boyfriend ko lutati hai..

35:- Don ka intezaar to gyaarah college ki ladkiya kar rahi hai,
lekin don ka college aana mushkal hi nahi namumakin hai,
kyonki don baarhvi fail ho gaya re..

36:- Aaj ek bahut hi dardnaak khayaal dimag mai aaya ki,
mere phone ki bhi settinge hai, par meri nahi..

37:- Vo aaj bhi shardi mai dhidhur rahi hai dosto, maine ek baar bus itna kah diya ki,
sweater ke bina katrina lagti ho..

38:- Iss duniya mai aansu pahucne vale mill jayenge par nak pochne vale nahi..

39:- Vah kahti thi tere bina mar jaungi, 3 saal ho gaye hai,
lekin aaj bhi sadak pai golgappe khate huye dikh jati hai..

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40:- Kuch log ye sochkar jim nahi jate ki,
body to bana lenge par shakl ka kya karenge..

41:- Jab bhi nikalegi hamare ghar ke samne se ae bewafaa,
kutto se na katvaya to dekh lena..

42:- Maa ka hath keyboard ke F5 button jaisa hota hai,
jab bhi munh par thppad padta hai to bachha Refresh ho jata hai..

43:-Jo dil ke dard bhulane ke liye daaru pite hai, vo chakna nahi khate,
chakna to vo haramkhor khate hai, jo dilaasa dene aate hai..

44:- Maa ne bola aaj ke baaad mujhe maa mat bolna aur mai bola,
aunty khana do bhukh lagi hai, udati huye chappal aaye chahare pai 4 chand laga gaye..

45:- Kuch log chink marte huye itna zor se hil jate hai ki,
andar dil aur fefde bhi restart ho haye..

46:-Zali ko aag kahte hai, buzi ko rakh kahte hai,
jiska missed call dekhte hi daru utar jaye use baap kahte hai..

47:- Hum us desh ke vasi hai, jaha khubsurat ladkiya,
bhojan kam bhav jyaada khati hai..

48:- Maine aaj chehare ke ek taraf dove lagaya aur,
ek taraf papa ne mere kan ke niche lagaya.
kan ke niche lagayi huye side jyada chamak rahi hai..

49:- Kabhi kisi ladki se phone number mang ke dekho, dene ko to dengi lekin,
react aisa karegi jaise unki ek kidni mang li ho..

50:- Vo kahti hai ladne se mohabbat badhti hai,
ye sunte hi mai uske gaal par thappad mar ke bhag gaya..

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