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Hey fans I am Ashish agrawal your 'love guru expert' and again come with some best life status or quotes in your favorite site 'comedymaniahub' I hope you will also like this quotes and status as you like my previous posts and those who visit our bolg first time then also visit our other posts about comedy , love and life links in your right fringers....1:-Jaise jaise thand ⛄️ badh rahi,
subah subah ⛅ rasoi se chai ☕ ke liye adrak kutne ki aawaz 🔊 aur tez hoti ja rahi..
2:-Achhe logo 👫 ki ek khudbi ☝ yeh bhi hoti hai ki,
unhe yaad 😒 rakhna nahi padta 😏 vo yaad rah jate hai..
3:-Mujhe nashe 😍 mai aane de ae 🕓 waqt,
hosh 👦 mai rahkar tere jawab nahi 😌 de sakta..
4:-Maana ki dil ❤ dariya 🌊 hai mera,
magar aapki kasam machli 🐟 ek ☝ bhi nahi hai..
5:-Aajkal ka pyaar 😍👫 to cheestry 📚 jaisa ho gaya hai,
jitni jaldi 🌀 yaad hota hai utni jaldi bhul bhi 🤔 jate hai..
6:-Samajhdar 😇 log bahas 😈 nahi karte,
bas aag 🔥 lagake side ho jate hai..
7:-Kaun hai vo log 😈 jinhe chai ☕ ke dhuve 💨 mai,
apne mahbub 👸 ka aks nazar 👀 aata hai..
8:-Bachpan 👶 ka sabse mushkil 😨 sawal, papa 👨 achhe lagte hai ya mummy..
9:-Insaan ke pass dimag 😇 hona chahiye,
kyonki 🐼 khopdi to bhuto 👻 ke pass bhi hoti hai..
10:-Nind 😴 bhi chin rakhi hai, teri 👸 yaado ne,
gila 😥 teri duri se kare ya apni 🤔 yaado se..
11:-Wajah se to dubta hai har koi, bewajah dubo to kuch baat bane..
12:-Yeh chalakiya kaha milti 🛣 hai koi batao 👬 yaaro,
har koi thug 😦 leta hai zara 👍 sa mitha bolkar ।।
13:-Waqt 🕔 ka khas hona 👤 zaruri nahi, khas logo 👫 ke liye waqt hona ☝ zaruri hai ।।
14:-Jaisa mood ho 👉 vaisa 👤 hi manzar hota hai,
mausam ✨ to insaan 👤 ke hi andar hota hai..
15:-Sundarta mann ✨ ki rakho,
facewash se sirf munh 👰 chamkta hai dil ❤️️ nahi !!
16:-Tumhare 👧 gusse 😠 bhi kambakht aadat si ho gayi hai,
ishq ❤️️ adhura sa lagta hai jab tum gussa nahi ❌ karte !!
17:-Dil ❤ ke armaan aansuo 😢 mai bah gaye,
hum 👸 itne cute ho ke bhi tanha 😟 rah gaye ।।
18:-Tum 👩 bhi sahi ho mai 👦 bhi sahi,
bas yahi ek baat ❌ galat hai ।।
19:-Maine apne jakhmo par bas maa se raham manga hai,
maa jab bhi raham deti hai to marham de jati hai..
20:-Har baar maafi 🙏 mangta hu to ye mat ❌ samajh na,
ki galti meri 🙋 hai, bas tujhse juda 💔 hone se dar lagta hai..
21:-Halat badalne 🚶 se hum nahi 🕺 badalne vale,
ishq 💞 ke saudaagar hai, hum koi 🙊 mariz nahi !!
22:-Jawaani aaj jawaani 👩 se takra 💑 gai,
hamne bola sorry 👏 aur vo pagli sharma gai..
23:-Jab ruh mai utar jata hai bepanah ishq ka samandar,
log zinda to hote hai magar kisi aur ke andar ।।
24:-Jo log 👤 ulte taraf bike 🛵 ko tez raftaar 💨 mai chalate hai,
vo bahut pyaare 💕 hote hai, bhawaan ko ।।
25:-Janm 👶 aur mrutyu ishvar 🙏 ke haath mai hai,
insaan ke haath ✊ mai sirf ek mobile 📱 hai !!
26:-Dono 👫 hi haal mai milna chahte hai log 👥 mujhse,
koi banane ki chah ❤️️ rakhta hai to koi mitane 💔 ki..
27:-Bahut der kar di tumne 🙎 aane mai,
ab to waqt ⏰ ko bhi maine 👦 wapis bhej diya..
28:-Aate jate hai, kai rang ✨ mere cherahe par,
log lete hai, maza zikar 👤t mhara karke ।।
29:-Tmizdaar hone ka nuksaan yeh bhi hai ki,
hajaaro baate dil ke andar hi rah jati hai !!
30:-Insaan 👤 ki samajh bas itni hai, agar use jaanwar kaho to bura 😡 maan jata hai,
aur tiger 🐅 kaho to khush 😀 ho jata ha..
31:-Na vo 👧 galat the hum galat the, unhone 👧 jo number 📲 diya vo galat tha ।।
32:-Bhagvan 🙏 se to maag loge usko 👱,
magar uske baap 👱 se kese magonge.
33:-Koi bhi insaan 👤 usi vyakti ki baate 🗣 chupchap sunta hai,
jise kho 🙇 dene ka dar use sabse jyaada hota hai !!
34:-Aao nafrat 😡 ka kissa 📝 do line ✌ mai tamam kare,
muhabbat 💑 jaha bhi mile, use juhk ke salaam kare..
35:-Jab bhi mai 👦 apne bure haalato se ghabrata 😱 hu,
tab mere dost ki awaaz 🗣 aati hai, ruk mai aata hu..
36:-Vishvas 🤝 sticker jaisa 🎟 hota hai, dusri baar pahle jaisa ❌ nahi chipkata ।।
37:-mahfil chahe pyaar ❤ karne vale se 👫 bhara hua hi kyon na ho,
usme 💑 ronak to tuta 💔 hua dil hi lata hai
38:-Meri post 📃 padh liya karo, ae insaano,
tumhara to 👉 pata nahi par mujhe 😂 achha lagega !!
39:-Mujhe to duao 🙏 mai aana hai,
sapno 🤔 mai to har 👤 koi aa jata hai !!
40:-Suno mohabbat karo mujhse to budhape si karo,
Jo 1 baar aaye phir kabhi n jaye..
41:-Kyun duniya vale pyaar ko ishvar ka darza dete hai,
maine to aaj tak nahi suna ki ishvar ne bewafaai ki ho..
42:-Jiski wajah se maine chodi apni saans,
aaj vo hi aake puchti hai kiski hai ye laash..
43:-Apni haar par kitna sukun tha mujhe,
jab usne gale lagaya jitne ke baad..
Haal kya batau lafzo ka, kagazo ko bhi kuch hua hai..
45:-VO duaye kash maine deewaro se mangi hoti,
ae khuda, suna hai unke to kaan hote hai..
46:-Mohabbat ki dasta likhne ka hunar to aa gaya,
par mahbub ko manane mai, ab bhi naakam hu mai..
47:-Jos insaan ke sachhe hone ki gawaahi aapka dil de.
Vo insaan aapke liye kabhi galat ho hi nahi salta..
48:-Kyun meri tarah rato ko rahta hai paresha,
ae chaand bata kis se teri aankh ladi hai..
49:-Likh du kuch aisa ya kuch aisa kam mai kar jau,
fut-fut kar roye duniya jis din mai mar jau, saahib..
chahe sir fat jaye, par mobile ko ek kharoch tak nahi aani chahiye..
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